According to the 2007 Google Zeitgeist, this is what "we" want to learn:

• how to kiss
• how to draw
• how to knit
• how to hack
• how to dance
• how to crochet
• how to meditate
• how to flirt
• how to levitate
• how to skateboard

If you can master all ten you become the 2007 Überhuman.